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aquaastrology:

Aries: Man Slaughter

Taurus: Drug Possession 

Gemini: Theft

Cancer: Identity Theft

Leo: Domestic Violence

Virgo: Drug Dealing

Libra: Money Laundering

Scorpio: Murder 

Sagittarius: Grand Theft Auto

Capricorn: Soliciting a Prostitute 

Aquarius: Breaking and Entering 

Pisces: Public Intoxication

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clintonfbarton:

i love making tp things because then i can see what they look like with a bunch of backgrounds

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shattterhearts:

komorebiome:

not-mikasa:

In regard to this post, I thought I would help you guys out by posting this! :D Enjoy and use as you’d like! Feel free to save it or send it to your friends.

where was this when i needed it haha

ayoungkaos

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perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?
Rin: taking baby tap dance steps

so i made this and its all rin’s fault

watCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*

ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not

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helshades:

This is priceless and nerddom is universal.

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http://hazelwillow.tumblr.com/post/92644828758/michaonthemoon-yaoibutts-i-love-how-potato

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yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

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when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

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